I couldn’t seem to get my socks onto my feet this morning
and while I was standing in the laundry room in my underwear waiting for the
wrinkles to steam out of my pants I found a hole in my favorite dish cloth,
knitted for my by a friend from back home. And I couldn’t find my to go
tumbler, so I had to use the one with the crack in the lid and I missed my
light by 30 seconds and had to wait through the world’s longest traffic light
and got to work and someone was in my parking spot, and I made a mistake on the
contract I was working on and totally had to re-do it. And the stack of work
waiting for me is so high I had to break it into three stacks and now I can’t
find anything.
And I had a doctor appointment this morning where a new
doctor sprayed stuff up my nose and ran a scope and made me sneeze all over
him, which was totally gross. Then I was
forced to watch videos of my sinuses which is like watching a totally gross
sci-fi movie but without the cool spaceships or Mr. Spock, and then he
explained what was wrong with the surgery I had done years ago and why I needed
a new surgery to fix what the old surgery didn’t, and showed me where the old
doc removed bone and TOTALLY DIDN’T TELL ME, (no wonder it hurt so bad.) And he
explained the new surgery and then I found out why the outstanding bill is
accurate and has to be paid before scheduling surgery (which is totally fine
but I don’t understand why my husband thought it was wrong).
My face hurts from the sinus pain, or maybe from the scope,
I don’t know, and it totally depresses me to see all the gunk hanging around in
my nose and sinuses and to have strangers poking around in there, so on the
way back to work I stopped for a Soy Chocolate Chai Tea Latte, which is so
totally awesome and I love it so much that I think I’ll have it’s baby.
So now I almost don’t care that I forgot my new password
(which was the best password ever) and may never be able to order from Amazon
again.
I may have had too much caffeine. No, really.
