Random House and Penguin Publishing have merged. They are calling the company Penguin Random. Really, it should have been Random Penguin. We should start a petition...because that's how everything is done these days right? An internet petition? Cast your vote for Penguin Random or Random Penguin in the comments. And really...there's only one right answer. Hint: I've already given it to you.
Seriously...think about it. Do you want a Penguin Random? What does that even mean? But a Random Penguin? You walk into Starbucks for your decaf extra foam double shot latte and BAM, Random Penguin! The Barrista brings your penguin to you with a jaunty little Starbucks scarf around its neck!
You're the fifth in line for tickets for the guy doing Rich Little impersonations at the Harris Park Pavilion, and when you step to the counter--BAM--it's your lucky day. Number five wins a Penguin in the unadvertised, unannounced Penguin giveaway! Who needs to go to the show, 'cause now you have A PENGUIN!!!!!
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