Wait, wait, wait...you're telling me you don't have theme music for the potty? Oh dear, I really should help you out with that. But first, let me tell you how potty theme music began.
I was at my friends house playing India Rail. Shortly after the game began, one of the players got up to use the restroom, which was right off the kitchen/dining area where we were playing. I'm not kidding you, you could hear EVERYTHING! At that moment, I remember our hosts laughing as we came in telling us all the upstairs was OFF LIMITS because it was a mess. I can respect that, but when faced with the prospect of a bunch of people knowing your business behind the bathroom door, and no other restroom available...I had to ask, "So how long does this game usually last?" "Oh, it can go on for HOURS."
And it did. Now typically I am fiercely competitive, but by the end I just want the game over so I could go home to pee without half a dozen people listening in.
This is when I came up with potty theme music. The idea is this, when you enter a restroom, theme music should begin to play as you turn on the light, thus masking the sounds of your...er...business. I suggested to my host the following, and now it is my preferred theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjMNNpIksaI
You may now make it yours. Again, you're welcome!
What does this have to do with Puppy, you ask? Legitimate question. Nothing, really, except being around Puppy makes me happier, sillier, goofier. I win. You win.
The end.
P.S. I should patent this idea.
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